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Where has Longmanx been?
Monday, March 8th, 2010
I would like to blame @splashman for my absence. But I cant
I would like to say that I have won the Lottery and I don’t need Twitter anymore. But I cant
I would like to say I have slept with Paris Hilton, Natalie Portman and The bird of of Milkshake!. Thus preventing me from Tweeting. But [...]
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Picture of the day
Thursday, January 21st, 2010
Many thanks to @MancunianLee for this one. Although a little Shitty!
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Star Spotting
Thursday, January 14th, 2010
For those who missed or ignored my tweets Tuesday night. You may have missed out on the biggest news of 2010 so far!
As I frequent Tesco more times than they have deivleries I knew one day I would get lucky.
No I didnt find tons of cash scattered down the Pork Pie isle. And I certanly [...]
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Helpful Christmas #hashtags
Thursday, December 24th, 2009
With the frantic present opening tomorrow and he upmost urgency to tweet on Twitter I thought it would be helpful if I gave you the option to copy and paste some hashtags to help you on your way.
Only a bit of lighthearted fun but you never know how much you may need some.
#dontwanttogetupyet
#hassantabeenyet
#whoforgottogettheturkeyout
#iforgottogettheturkeyout
#ididntwantthat
#whatashittygift
#selfishbarstard
#fullup
#queensspeech
#crappyfilm
#crappytelly
#feelsick
#hungover
#atetoomuch
#ihatchristmas
Happy Christmas to [...]
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The Night Before Christmas
Sunday, December 13th, 2009
Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…
How to live in a world that’s politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to “Elves,”
“Vertically Challenged” they were calling themselves.
And labor conditions at the north pole
Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.
Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,
Released to the wilds by the Humane [...]
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Bankers Poem
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009
I visit in the morning and your not there.
I thought you were bank that was meant to care.
I visit on my lunch and your on yours too
Im beginning to think this bank is poo.
I visit later that day, hope the ques gone away
I find it round the block. I will wait all day
I getting pissed [...]