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Many thanks to @MancunianLee for this one. Although a little Shitty!

Star Spotting

For those who missed or ignored my tweets Tuesday night. You may have missed out on the biggest news of 2010 so far!
As I frequent Tesco more times than they have deivleries I knew one day I would get lucky.
No I didnt find tons of cash scattered down the Pork Pie isle. And I certanly [...]

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Helpful Christmas #hashtags

With the frantic present opening tomorrow and he upmost urgency to tweet on Twitter I thought it would be helpful if I gave you the option to copy and paste some hashtags to help you on your way.
Only a bit of lighthearted fun but you never know how much you may need some.
#dontwanttogetupyet
#hassantabeenyet
#whoforgottogettheturkeyout
#iforgottogettheturkeyout
#ididntwantthat
#whatashittygift
#selfishbarstard
#fullup
#queensspeech
#crappyfilm
#crappytelly
#feelsick
#hungover
#atetoomuch
#ihatchristmas
Happy Christmas to [...]

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The Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…
How to live in a world that’s politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to “Elves,”
“Vertically Challenged” they were calling themselves.
And labor conditions at the north pole
Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.
Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,
Released to the wilds by the Humane [...]

Bankers Poem

I visit in the morning and your not there.
I thought you were bank that was meant to care.
I visit on my lunch and your on yours too
Im beginning to think this bank is poo.
I visit later that day, hope the ques gone away
I find it round the block. I will wait all day
I getting pissed [...]

Shopping Basket Fetish

For those who read me tweets. You will be aware that I frequent the local Tesco several times a week as well as having a home delivery. I would like to state at this point I do not work for or endorse any Tesco product. But its nearby and that is the only reason I [...]

Back to the blog

After a gap of about 6 weeks. I have finally got my head together and ready for the challenges ahead. Don’t ask. Been some dark days lately. The new look blog is almost finished and ready to go.

Google turns 11

Discarding its short trousers and preparing to start secondry school. Google this week turns 11.
It seems like yesterday that this tiny search engine founded by Larry Page and Sergey Brin was pushed in front of us. Now worth over $21 billion. The giant who as well as has the most used search engine in the world, [...]